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#minneapolis #minnesota House of Comedy this week starting Tomorrow Feb 21st thru Feb 24th come inside! Stay warm! Mall of America warm up with Laughter!
Come to New Hampshire or Boston now!
Hey Jimmy! I’m in Minneapolis this week too.❤️ stay warm and safe.
Have you grabbed Zero Tolerance on Vimeo yet? Stop waiting and do it! Watch it your computer or download the app and watch on your TV.
📺: bit.ly/zer0tolerance
#Repost @jimmyshubert
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IT’S OFFICIAL! My BRAND NEW stand-up special Zero Tolerance is NOW AVAILABLE! Rent or buy on @vimeo! Use the link in my bio!
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#jimmyshubert #zerotolerance #comedyspecial #standupcomedy #shubert #comedian #hilarious #funny #vimeo #lol #standup #humor #women #dating #shoes #makeup #hair #lipstick #manicure #pedicure @standuprecords
House of Comedy this week Feb 21 thru 24 in #mallofamerica get your tickets! I love performing at this club! If you’re in #minneapolis come see a show!
moa.houseofcomedy.net/shows/
Attractions - Bloomington Comedy Club
moa.houseofcomedy.net
Rick Bronson’s the nicest guy in the game. And Jimmys da best.
Go see Jimmy Funniest in the country and ask him to do a magic trick he’ll blow you away!!!
I had a great time at the Shane Doan Roast last night with some amazingly talented people and raised some money for charity
So much fun last night at the Shane Doan Roast
House of Comedy AZ
So funny!!!! Jimmy Shubert Comedian 🤣#funny #standupcomedy #roast #yes #shanedoanroast
Some of the best people you could meet in a bar in Phoenix at 11pm. #Comedians #Comics
Nothing says 'romance' like chocolates, flowers, and a copy of my comedy special Zero Tolerance on Vimeo! Watch it your computer or download the app and watch on your TV.
👉 bit.ly/zer0tolerance
This is going down Tomorrow night House of Comedy AZ with Shane Doan Rick Bronson Chris Franjola Joe Bartnick and many others if your in Phoenix this is for a great charity!
IT’S OFFICIAL! My BRAND NEW stand-up special Zero Tolerance is NOW AVAILABLE! Rent or buy on Vimeo!
Watch 📺: bit.ly/zer0tolerance
IT’S OFFICIAL! My BRAND NEW stand-up special Zero Tolerance is NOW AVAILABLE! Rent or buy on Vimeo! Use the link in my bio!
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#jimmyshubert #zerotolerance #comedyspecial #standupcomedy #shubert #comedian #hilarious #funny #vimeo #lol #standup #humor #women #dating #shoes #makeup #hair #lipstick #manicure #pedicure #standuprecords
Already got it and watched. Well worth it , great set!! Classic Jimmy !
#gojimmy
Mark Berry
Hilarious!!
Victor Paez
fred got confused when his doctor asked if he'd like a digital rectal exam and a computer wasn't actual used...
OMG this is awesome!
...HA !
Sher Bear
Haha.
Yes!! Just the phrase glittery dog scrotum makes my day!
Glittery Scrotums Are The Latest Dog Grooming Trend And Why Not?
blog.theanimalrescuesite.greatergood.com
Groomers have been using corn syrup to apply the edible glitter, which most will eventually lick off.
Sarah Brady
Wtf
That's your next Special
‘Why yes Son, I did live through the Bedazzled Dog Dick days...’
I just painted my cat’s butthole neon green! It’s a world of pure imagination.
Leann Saez hehe
pretty nuts!
Need to use pop rocks , not glitter
That is so mean😒
need some red,
Na ma mamma's biscuits !!!!
God, California
Golden nuggets.
Jimmy Shubert, I do this to myself, the chicks dig it.
in a world that is all about spade & neuter, we forget that it's ok to dress your poodle's balls up like a disco mirror ball and party once in a while... namaste...
I'll bet they feel special.😂
"Butch! Why is your tongue all.....OOOHH! Butch! "
That would be a great name for a band. GDS
OMG! 😂😂
Sounds like you have some new Material coming out I could definitely see you doing a skit on stage about this
Matt Gilbertson
Get outta that state😬🌞
So, who was sitting around and decided to do this to their pet?
Enough said!
I did them because I was going meatless one year. Those things are so gross. Throw those things away and set whoever brought them on fire.
They look delicious.
Yum!!!
😂 hahaha, but I love barbecued cauliflower!
Lol ...
But I’m vegan. What 🤪
Omg 😋
that’s the only Buffalo Shit that it’s acceptable to dunk in ranch although I wouldn’t eat it
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Amen, I say. Amen.
Then I’m bringing carrots and raisin casserole, instead ! Goes great w Chablis
If you bring these there should be an automatic rule that the one who brings it is called Eli Manning all night from there on, and anyone who forgets and calls them their real name is then assigned another shitty football related name of a completely talentless player. It’s also allowed for them to assign a name synonymous with “idiot”. Bullshit.
Guess who just made your Saturday night plans? My new stand-up special Zero Tolerance is available on Vimeo to rent or buy! Watch it your computer or download the app and watch on your TV. You won't be disappointed!
📺: bit.ly/zer0tolerance
At the Laugh Factory Las Vegas all week
Enjoy Jimmy. Best of luck brother. Missing the West Coast big time.
❤️😀❤️😀❤️😀❤️
NICE!!!!
Look at that marquee!
Outlaws reunited
Cool some time with Carl LaBove
Joe Veader
Paul Dondorfer and I are pulling into town tomorrow!!! Might have to come say hi!!!
RIP James Ingram #justonceThis channel could disappear! :(, I need your help to subscribe to the secondary channel, so you can continue to enjoy the best music in RETROVISOR https://w...
Get a chocolate mold of your “Balloon Knot” and, then give them to your lover on Valentine’s Day! #Freaks
Greg McCullough
OMG - really
A snot bubble just came out of my nose....
Does it come with skid marks too?
...also available in white chocolate if you've had the bleaching done...
They all taste the same to me...
They probably taste like shit!
Mmmm the literal Hersey Highway 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I wanna know who the anal ranger is that’s taking pictures to liken your sphincter for the valentines chocolate. Thought I had a tough day at work 😳💯
Victor Paez
Can I get some with nuts?
Are U sure it's chocolate?
Wonderful. I hear they taste like shit.
🤦🏼♀️ 😂
Well, that's really going the extra mile for family and friends.
Your kidding right?
Another shitty Valentine's day gift idea.
Valentine's Day--CLEAR!!!
Love this. Thursday Special: Add taint for an additional 9.99.
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That dude's expression looks like he's rethinking this idea. I think when he proposed this idea, he was imagining something cuter and thinner.
clearly the chick wasnt into anal
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